Treasure in Hell

I found some exciting things in my parents' scary basement: all the photos I took in continental Europe when I was 17, a notebook of things I wrote as a teen, a notebook full of undergraduate notes, an envelope full of scripts from a scriptwriting class (including a Doctor Who ep I wrote), an envelope full of something my now-deceased step-grandfather (on my dad's side of the family) wrote and sent me, and some undergraduate term papers. I've sealed a package to send myself.

Honeycat is a dog trapped in a cat's body. Pet me pet me pet me! Don't go to sleep! Keep petting me for hours!